Advertising Ideas

Here's an ad I'm going to run in the local paper, The Des Moines Times. Sounds fancy, eh? It has to be tiny so I can afford it, but I think this covers the bases. Any input? I'm relatively new to this desk-top publishing thing.

Don't know why the outline is geeking, but you get the idea.

This is what I am doing instead of grading the 250 papers I have remaining...Nothing like misappropriating a little bit of time!